Saturday, December 5, 2009

What Ever I Do in Life At Least I Did Not Marry A Video Game

Like most people, I have done several things which are not up to moral snuff. Sometimes people tell me, `You have lived a pretty unique life so far Ghost.` My response to this is, `If I wrote a book about my life, and was completely honest, no one would believe it.` If I ever write that infamous book one chapter will surely be missing: The Time I Married A Video Game. The reason said chapter will be missing is because I never have or will marry a damn video game. The same cannot be said for a Japanese man by the name of Sal9000. According to boingboing.com Sal9000 recently went completely off his rocker and married a video game girl from a popular game called Love Plus.

Some people may say I should be more understanding of post-modern Japanese culture. I do in many ways try my best to humor some of the more unique aspects of post-modern culture here in J-land, but marrying a fucking video game is pushing `We are Japanese and have a unique culture` attitude a bit too far. If anyone in Japan is still clueless as to why the population is decreasing they have to look no further than the case of Sal9000 and his video game wife. What the hell is going on inside the mind of some young Japanese guys these days? There is no way the women in Japan have become so strong willed that the men have been scared to the point of marrying video games. I live in Japan and I know these gal are not that all that hard to deal with usually. They might bitch and moan a bit more than gals back home but for the most part they are pretty easy going in most cases.

What are Japanese guys expecting? Do they really need a completely passive brain dead chick hanging off them 24/7 to feel secure? I am completely baffled as to the reasoning of marrying a video game women. The only positive I can make out is almost no fighting. I don`t think it is possible to get into a screaming match with a video game wife. Sex is also completely out of the question. I wonder if he considered the lack of crazy hot sex when he decided to marry a video game? More than likely this dude either has never had sex or when he did it was so bad he does not want sex anymore.

In a update Sal9000 wrote a email to reporter Lisa Katayama announcing his plans to introduce his wife his to mom and pop soon. I am sure his parents are gonna flip when his shows them his so-called wife. I would not be surprised if his pop beats the crap out of him and smashes his DS into pieces. His mother will more than likely cry and blame herself for her son`s social failure.

Someone is going to have to sit this guy down and explain to him that marrying a video game is not acceptable. I only hope he comes to his senses and gets a real women.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You don't understand this guy because you are emotionaly strong but there is some people who are emotionaly very weak.

Guys like him don't want to suffer anymore so they choose extreme solution like this. I think you're a bit harsh when you say that his mother will cry and that he's a social failure...

We live life for ourselves, not for our parents! Of course, it's always better when they approve the choices that we do during our life but if they don't, this should not stop us from pursuing our personnal happiness.

This guy made the choice to not have sex, is that really a big problem if he's still happy to sacrifice this pleasure ? Can we say that the life of a man who fucked 5000 women is better than the life of a guy who have no sex but is still happy to live the way that he have choose ?

And at last, you don't know the story of this guy, all you do is judge him without knowing anything from his past... That's a bit easy no ?

TheGhost said...

Okay Anonymous here we go again...

I admit some people have issues that nobody knows about. Yet, getting hitched to a video game is just not acceptable. It is not a healthy way to deal with any kind of so-called issues going on inside anyone`s head.
In my experience being emotionally weak will get you eaten alive in this world. I don`t know many people who would have mercy on this guy.
I have had my weak moments in life and people were quick to put on their shit kicking boots.
I hate to say it put this guy needs a swift snack in the mouth for his own good. He will not survive in this world pulling crazy stunts like marrying a video game.

Your 2nd 2nd Cousin said...

Video Game, Robot, Battery Operated Sex Toy, Whatever!

What's better, having a video game wife that is perfect or some bitch that cries bloody murder when you fuck her? Of course your greaser-hillbilly ass only knows the latter, ignorance is bliss ain't it boy!

Not withstanding, drinking more beer cures a multitude of woes, and thankfully it's cheap.

Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

TheGhost said...

Okay. At this point all I can say to you people is that I hope whatever yall are into please don`t involve me.
Real flesh of a real women is better than any sick shit out there today.

Anonymous said...

Ok Ghost, i understand your point of view but bashing him like you did in your article is not going to help him to be as strong as you.

Anyway, thanks for your answer