Showing posts with label swine flu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label swine flu. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Create your very own Pandemic

With all the talk of Pandemic these days, you might be wondering how something like this gets started. The wonders of the internet provide us with a way to experience the thrill of infecting the world with a deadly illness. Enter Pandemic 2 the game!

Oh yes! Enjoy the excitement of creating your very own Pandemic and killing off the world`s population. This game provides hours of fun featuring three different illness types and lots of options to make a Pandemic the world have never seen.

Japan is actually kind of hard to infect because it is an island. You can challenge yourself to see if you can wipe out the land of the raising sun. I know featuring such a game may be in bad taste at the moment, but I just cannot resist a game which brings reality to shocking life.

Go ahead and try this game out. If you are not worried about the swine flu yet, you will be after playing this game.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

The Americans got Pig Flu

It looks as if a deadly flu is spreading across America. I am shocked but not surprised by this latest development. I mean, old glory has fallen on some hard times. The fatherland has been hit by the worst economic down turn in the nation`s history. Some people are losing everything. Near a million jobs have disappeared and children are going hungry. If America has not hit rock bottom yet, a deadly flu should make the country sink right to the bottom. I can only hope for the best in these dark days.

Lucky for me, I live in Tokyo where is no sign of the pig flu at all! The Japanese are so picky with their food that they are able to keep the pork flu free. I do wonder if there is any real risk of it landing on Japanese shores? I mean, Godzilla attacked Tokyo many times so what is stopping a little pig flu?

I know one thing, if a air born pig flu attacks Tokyo it will spread like wildfire on the trains. Trains are usually pretty packed during the morning hours. Those sleepy and pissed off salary men will pass that shit to each other in a matter of days. Even if they do get it I am willing to bet they still will not be late for work. They might show up squalling like a pig, but still early enough to have a cup of coffee.

All joking aside, this whole pig flu thing looks to be kind of serious. A lot of people are getting this shit. Hell, even a few nations in Asia are reporting cases. Japan has started turning away folks from Mexico as a way to prevent the disease from spreading. I hear that is no real cure for this nasty swine flu. If you get it you have to tough it out and hope you don`t die. At this point I am not extremely worried because it is not killing people world wide so much yet. We should be careful here in Japan because the pig heave love to screw, which could spread the flu faster, as evidence in the video below.


Pigs Have Sex During Japanese TV Broadcast - The most amazing home videos are here