The Ghost Letters: I am a Joke

Sunday, January 25, 2009

I am a Joke

Ha Ha! I am a joke. Yes, it is true I am a big joke. There is nothing so good about me. There is very little reason to even care about me. It is a big waste of time to even speak my name. My blog is one of the worst on the internet. I cannot spell worth shit. Even worst is that I live a very bad life which would sicken most other humans. Yes, I am a joke.

I am not afraid for others to know what a big joke I am. What do I have to lose? I have not done so many great things in life. For the majority of my life I have been nothing more than a slight pest to society. Nobody really wanted me around in the first place. Yet, because I have nothing better to do, I have hung around and managed to somehow survive. I really should be dead or in prison by now. By some strange twist of luck I have not gotten myself killed or thrown in prison.

Enough decent people somehow floated into my life and dragged me to the point I am now. It seems I have been the asshole that everyone loves. I have pissed off every person who has cared about so much that they are beyond forgiving me. Instead, they have chosen to accept me as the dirty rat who won`t go away. They love me because they have no other choice other than to kill me.

So now there is nothing left to laugh or mock. The secret is out about me. Off color remarks or inside jokes are no longer needed when referring to me. I have called myself a joke in front of the entire world. This is most likely the funniest thing I have ever done in my life. Unlike in the past, this time the joke really is on me. I am the butt of my own twisted humor. At least others will join and laugh as hard as I am. I am a joke. Please, go ahead and laugh.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...: Joke = Loser

The first step to recovery is acknowledgment.; January 25, 2009 at 12:49 PM
Jon Doe said...: Well, I am glad you have enjoyed my little joke anonymous. I guessed that people would enjoy seeing me call myself a joke. I know that it makes some people feel good to put others down.

I decided, seeing that so many people think I am a joke, I might as well go ahead and given them what they want. So, it is ok to hate me as much as you want. I know that I am not so special. I am just a little person in this world. I only try to make the best of life. Sadly, I have learned that there are people in this world who cannot allow others to be happy. When they run across someone who is enjoying their life, they must put that person down. That is why I wrote this blog post.; January 25, 2009 at 9:42 PM
Anonymous said...: Good joke. Thanks for making our last Sunday night together totally memorable. You sent us out on a bang.; January 25, 2009 at 10:25 PM
Benjamin L. Belcher said...: SKID ROOOOW!!!!; January 25, 2009 at 11:26 PM
Anonymous said...: Why don't you just delete these negative comments? Responding to them, posting about them, even trying to appease the negative people- if anything it's gonna make them come after you harder. Why not just slap down the attacks instead of dwelling on them?; January 26, 2009 at 1:34 AM
Jon Doe said...: Good point. I don`t know why I seem to feed the little monsters.; January 26, 2009 at 3:52 AM
Anonymous said...: It's because Greaser-jin loves the pain.

There's a word for that you know.

Anyways, I do respect this web journal much more than those who censor comments if one's gonna have 'em. It's cool that it's open, even to just yank his chain a little. The funny part is that you (plural) make out that these putdowns are very serious, though in reality, they're just in good humor.

If I saw Greaser-jin on the streets, I'd give a salute and buy him a frothy beverage from a nearby machine.; January 26, 2009 at 5:18 AM
Harvey said...: I hope you get a chance to wear your leather jacket again sometime soon!; January 26, 2009 at 9:06 AM
Our Man in Abiko said...: Spelling ain't all it's cracked up to be. Shakespeare couldn't spell worth a fuck, but that didn't stop him.; January 29, 2009 at 2:04 AM
Jon Doe said...: Thanks bro! I wrote this in an attempt to finally shut-up the damn spammers. You know, if I talk enough shit about myself, they will have no more ammo left.; January 29, 2009 at 6:38 PM
Anonymous said...: Ryan there will always be ammo....; January 31, 2009 at 11:40 PM
Anonymous said...: why the f*** would you make post like this? If anything the people who love to rag on this site are laughing their asses off that you've put yourself down so far that they can now kick sh*t all over you anytime they want. In other words you've made yourself into their little bitch. 　Geez man have a little self respect.; January 31, 2009 at 11:42 PM
Jon Doe said...: Thank you so much for the feedback. It is so nice of you to take the time to leave a comment.; February 1, 2009 at 12:46 AM
Anonymous said...: I was pleasantly surprised to see such an eloquent post. Such inner-understanding of oneself is rare. The discovery of the tip of the iceberg of your joke status is a great relief to me.

I look forward to the next post in this series.

Yours truly.; February 1, 2009 at 8:58 AM
Jon Doe said...: You are a fucking asshole. Did you know that?; February 2, 2009 at 9:45 PM
Anonymous said...: Well, I guess you can't even take the joke you started yourself.

Farewell Ryan, I will never visit your site again.

Good luck with everything.; February 2, 2009 at 10:58 PM
Jon Doe said...: Bye Bye Jason.; February 3, 2009 at 12:39 AM